The Holiest Crap

Why is it called The Holiest Crap? Cuz self-righteous people are… holy pieces of crap!

This strategic card game is inspired by the silly, self-righteous crap you and your friends do every day! It’s a game about people, not poop, where every card is like a meme making fun of the crap we all do. Just like in real life, you’re competing to look better than everyone else – what fun!

Hide your Vices (like your Bull Crap) by covering them with Virtues, so you look holy instead of crappy. Make other players look bad by attacking their Vices and exposing their crap to the world. Lift yourself up, tear others down, and get the most points to crown yourself The Holiest Crap!

Created and illustrated by the human Erik Robinson (not A.I.)